I bet you have a boat in another life.
Anonymous

Well, as far as I know I only have one life.

I don't think you know what I mean by "vessel." And it means what you want it to mean.
Anonymous

I don’t understand. By “vessel” you didn’t mean a boat? What could it possibly mean?

So you're not a male? Are you and Zelda bestbians?

I am a man! I didn’t think men needed vessels to be considered males. And what’s a “bestbian?”

Not even yours?
Anonymous

Well, I don’t have a vessel. I do have a bird though. But if I did, yeah! Anything to get her away from Ghirahim.

Would you want her on his vessel then?
Anonymous

No, I wouldn’t. I don’t want her on ANY vessel. Especially his!

So does that mean you ship Zelda and Ghirahim?
Anonymous

“Ship?” I would never want them to be on a vessel together!

What about Ghirahim? I bet you have a strong affinity for his diamonds.
Anonymous

Well, I don’t really like gems or jewelry. So, no…. But, I think Zelda likes gems. Girls usually do.

I bet you wanna do dirty naughty things to Zelda.
Anonymous

W-What?! No! Why? Why would you say that? Why would you think that?!

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